I Got An Itch
A TRUE STORY ABOUT THE LIFE OF AN ITCH… Mom and teen talk DAY 1: Bella: I have an itch. Me: OK. Bella: Down by the watchacoo. Me: Huh? Bella: You KNOW. Me: And? Bella: I shaved. Me: Why in GOD’s NAME did you shave? Bella: I don’t like hair. Me: Wonderful. Bella: So, how […]
Daughterly Advice: Carbs R Good 4U
Bella: Carbs are good for you. Me: Oh yeah? Bella: Yeah, the Glucose creates sugar which gives you energy. I learned it in science. Me: OK. You know best.
What I Learned in School Today
At Dinner in a Mexicano Restaurante Bella: So me and a few friends were sitting around talking today, and you wanna hear what the boys said? Me: Sure. Bella: Well, they don’t really want to get involved. That’s why they like making out so much. They just want to get in and out, do you […]
The Kiss Part V: Epilogue, at Least I Hope for Now
SETTING: Dinnertime, a week after the big event (Me finding Bella with a boy in her Bedroom). ME: So what happened? BELLA: Well, I tried to call him on the phone but he didn’t pick up. So I texted him and told him I was not ready for a relationship ME: And???? BELLA: He said, […]
The Kiss, Part IV: It Happened to ME—Or Was it to HER?
“I only have to worry about two dicks, YOU have to worry about ALL of them”. Matt K. father of twin boys to mother of teenage daughter, Feb 29, 2008 I will not be that dumb mother who, one day finds out that her teenage daughter has been hiding a boy under the bed. Nope, […]
The Kiss Part III: Boredumb
Can you shoot me and put me out of my misery? A real conversation between Bella and me. (Bella, 14, me, much, much younger) Her: I am really BOOOORED. Me: Why are you bored? Her: There’re no boys in my school. Me: None? Out of 500 boys, there are NONE? Her: None that I’m interested […]
The Kiss, Part I: The Lip Virgin
The Mother Daughter Talk…Yes, With Bella and Me So mommy, I know this girl who hooked up with this guy cause she hadn’t ever kissed any body before, so does that make her a slut? No. So who did you kiss? Nobody. Who did you kiss? I can’t believe you had your first kiss and […]