November 7th

Sweetest Pea

Lily gives a whole new meaning to the term.

 
 
 
October 17th

CUPCAKES

I am a New Yorker. I am used to HIGH PRICES. However, even I have to draw the line at a cupcake for $5.50. Um, like REALLY? What the FUCK is in THERE? Really, Dean and DeLuca, you have GOT to be kidding. You aren’t, are you?

 
 
 
September 27th

The Crash. Yep, it did.

With careful precision, this huge bus tried to get around this car. But, alas, failed in his efforts. And THEN, just drove away.

 
 
 
August 16th

The Literalness of GOOGLE

So for those of you who don’t really understand how Google works, it “Finds” words on the internet and matches ads to them. So for example: “Death of a Cell Phone” might insinuate: funerals. But this ad shown here just goes to show you, computers really aren’t that smart. In fact, they can be down right STUPID.

 
 
 
August 10th

Babies, babies, babies

On a fine summer day in THE APPLE, a few daycare workers take their charges for a walk. And you’ll note, the little boy bothering the little girl. And she’s none too happy. Not too much changes between the sexes. For the next 60 years.

 
 
 
July 17th

The Deer

Unmistakable, unbelievable, beautiful baby deer. Not common for a Big Apple girl like me to ever see. In Fire Island last week. They are so tame there, they come for snacks. Too bad they are covered with deer tick…carriers of Lyme disease. Figures.

 
 
 
July 6th

UPS: Someone should learn how to read