The most expensive picnic ever…

(con’t) include the mosquitos, ants, screaming children and a whole bunch of other unmentionables that are easily avoided (for less than half the price) if I go to Blue Water Grill or Dos Caminos or a whole bunch of other great places where I can eat outside and not have to clean up, or have to own an SUV to schelp the whole mess.  Alas! Have no fear! I have compiled my own list of picnic must haves (And you thought you needed to PAY for financial advice).