The Kiss Part V: Epilogue, at Least I Hope for Now

SETTING: Dinnertime, a week after the big event (Me finding Bella with a boy in her Bedroom).

ME: So what happened?
BELLA: Well, I tried to call him on the phone but he didn’t pick up. So I texted him and told him I was not ready for a relationship
ME: And????
BELLA: He said, “OK.” Why was he so easily convinced?
ME: I don’t know. (cause you gave the milk away for FREE!)
BELLA: Probably because he got what he wanted. Boys are DOGS.
ME: Yes they are. (Men are dogs).
BELLA: I can’t even look at a boy any more without thinking YUCK.
ME: GOOD.
BELLA: Except for DB. He doesn’t think those things. I can tell.
ME: Right. (grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr)

Just in case you missed this 4 part series:

The Kiss Part I: The Lip Virgin, The Kiss Part II: Romance is Dead, The Kiss Part III: Boredumb; The Kiss Part IV: It Happened to Me (or was it to Her?)