The Kiss, Part II: Romance is Dead

INTERNET DATING…when you’re 14.

WANTS2BKIST: yo
SOBVULTURE: how are u
WANTS2BKIST: good u
SOBVULTURE: good really stressed
WANTS2BKIST: dido here
SOBVULTURE: cool. so, I wanna kno something. have u hooked up with someone yet? (NOTE HOOKED UP = KISSED)
WANTS2BKIST: nope
WANTS2BKIST: y u ask
SOBVULTURE: to be honest get on that quick

WANTS2BKIST: o thnx 4 ur support, why tho?
SOBVULTURE: u should just find a guy and do it
WANTS2BKIST: like some random dude…dude isnt it just easier 2 lie
SOBVULTURE: well if that pleases u
WANTS2BKIST: wait so y?
SOBVULTURE: I don’t know, dont u wanna feel that sence of nowing what it feels like?
WANTS2BKIST: helz yea!
SOBVULTURE: soo do it with a guy u think is cool, that’s a friend
SOBVULTURE: that wont say anything
WANTS2BKIST: alrighty then
WANTS2BKIST: sounds good 2 me
SOBVULTURE: good luck
WANTS2BKIST: thnx
WANTS2BKIST: how about the random loser freshmen guys who havent hooked up yet?
SOBVULTURE: there isnt any
WANTS2BKIST: omfg ru kidding me
SOBVULTURE: u should hu with anyone u want
WANTS2BKIST: there r soooo many freshmen guys that havent hu yet
SOBVULTURE: to be honest do it with someone whos done it
WANTS2BKIST: porque..r u suggesting…
SOBVULTURE: well doing it with someone can show u how its done u do what u gotta do
WANTS2BKIST: know anybody?
SOBVULTURE: what?
WANTS2BKIST: do u kno anybody
SOBVULTURE: who do u have in mind
SOBVULTURE: im not gonna say anything
SOBVULTURE: u can trust me
WANTS2BKIST: dunno…
SOBVULTURE: i was just joking with with u b5
SOBVULTURE: b4*
WANTS2BKIST: same here
SOBVULTURE: i got your back
SOBVULTURE: u should hu with me
WANTS2BKIST: AH HAH! i knew that was coming
SOBVULTURE: just joking! jezzz
WANTS2BKIST: lol
SOBVULTURE: but im here
WANTS2BKIST: haha I luv u J
SOBVULTURE: but u should
WANTS2BKIST: yo but seriously ur prbly right
SOBVULTURE: what ? FO REAL?
WANTS2BKIST: yess
SOBVULTURE: u want to?
WANTS2BKIST: yea maybe
SOBVULTURE: well i think we should
SOBVULTURE: and like soon
WANTS2BKIST: like wen soon
SOBVULTURE: like when are u frree?
WANTS2BKIST: wenever
SOBVULTURE: soo 2maro after school then
WANTS2BKIST: yea alrighht
SOBVULTURE: for reall?
WANTS2BKIST: i wont play u
SOBVULTURE: ok then this is whats gonna happen
SOBVULTURE: after school
SOBVULTURE: meet me in front of library
WANTS2BKIST: ok. wait like wat time nd all:
SOBVULTURE: like right after school
WANTS2BKIST: kk
SOBVULTURE: o wait and the begining of 2 period meet me umm in front of the café
WANTS2BKIST: hmmm…
SOBVULTURE: 2nd peroid
WANTS2BKIST: ive got class
SOBVULTURE: go to the bathroom
WANTS2BKIST: alrighty
SOBVULTURE: text me
WANTS2BKIST: k
SOBVULTURE: how long can u hang till 2maro?
WANTS2BKIST: only couple minutes thou b/c i have track after school nd stuff
SOBVULTURE: what till what time?
WANTS2BKIST: wait so were meeting up 2nd period and after school or just at 2nd period
SOBVULTURE: 2nd and after school
SOBVULTURE: just skip track
WANTS2BKIST: no!!!
WANTS2BKIST: i cnt do that
SOBVULTURE: why not?
WANTS2BKIST: ive already missed a couple of days cu i was ill
SOBVULTURE: sooo just one more wont hurt
WANTS2BKIST: nooooo….10-20 min is enough!!! but dont tell any1!!!
SOBVULTURE: i wont
WANTS2BKIST: kk
WANTS2BKIST: promise?
SOBVULTURE: i was gonna tell u not to say anything
WANTS2BKIST: i wont
WANTS2BKIST: wait how many times u wanna do this
SOBVULTURE: like i guess a lot
WANTS2BKIST: depends on who ur talking 2…me twice is a lot lol
WANTS2BKIST: yo…wat do u call this friends…with benefits or something
SOBVULTURE: yea
SOBVULTURE: i mean im wanna do it cuz its fun
SOBVULTURE: ull like it after the first time
WANTS2BKIST: yea well…its prbly weird at first right
SOBVULTURE: no its like tryin something new and when u try it it gets more fun
WANTS2BKIST: aighht
WANTS2BKIST: i gtrg
WANTS2BKIST: peace
SOBVULTURE signed off at 10:02:05 PM.