The Boob Police, Part I: There is a Reason Hillary Lost and I Know Why

I really should have been her campaign manager. So, I was simply minding my own friggin’ business last night at 230 5th— a NY roof top lounge when all of a sudden, these were shoved into my face. OK, not shoved. But near enough so they came pretty damn close up as I whipped out my Blackberry in order to ask you, internet, why in God’s name, do women dress like this? It’s like, I want to know, do guys have to see boobs to leave a good tip, or to ask a girl out, or to vote for her in the primaries? But then, THEN, another girl, who doesn’t even work there, came in dressed like THIS.

So, does this work? I mean, do you guys want to date her? I can tell you that today most likely will be my highest traffic on the site EVER. Simply because I mention the word BOOBS in my post. Ok, that’s not fair. Perhaps, that’s the reason I mentioned boobs in the first place. You know, SEO and all that.

I know if I styled Hillary, perhaps she would now be up at bat, instead of deciding between leaving Bill and marriage counseling.

Well, anyway, our presidential candidates have nothing to be ashamed of now, do they?