Obama assassination poll

So today, the internet is abuzz with the fact that some dude (or dudette) posted an assassination poll on Facebook. And this guy is just oh so excited that he was the FIRST person to report it to the secret service and so continues to blither on and on about oh how thankful the secret service was that this poll was brought to their attention, folks.

“We worked with Facebook to take it down, and we are currently investigating the matter,” said Ed Donovan, a Secret Service spokesman in Washington.

And then Mr. Gottalaff goes on to say how scary this all is. Scary? Scary. Really. Like no one’s ever posted manical rantings and ravings before? Scary to me, is the US not knowing about the Iranian nucular development. Or what Korea’s up to. Or even where our famous friend, Osama is these days… We’d never even know if he was driving a cab right now. That to me rocks a tad bit more scary than the Facebook poll. But here’s the bigger news. Over 700 people voted. Thousands have reported on this story. And no one has reported the results.

That my friends, is fear.