Haircut Day

No one really likes to get a haircut. Or a bath. But these two say it all. Without nary a word.

Jayseus. How long does someone have to wait these days for a wash and trim?

He is SUCH a pain in the ARSE. Complaining doesn’t make it happen any faster. It’s like New York, ya know? Might as well just relax and take it easy.

Maybe if I just stick my nose under this gate here, my mother will come and rescue me from this god-forsaken place.