Confessions of An Eyelash Addict

AI know you’re out there. All those women. Who like me, were blessed with hairless eyes. I exaggerate. Short short short straight, fine, eyelashes. Now, after many, many years, of endless searching, searching for the the holy grail, I found the answer. For the first time since falsies (yes, they come in eyelashes too), I have, what appears to be, eyelashes! Alas, I can die happy.Me, right out of the shower. I know. I need to pluck. But it’s kinda like the bald men who don’t shave. I need hair SOMEWHERE near my eyes!

It’s MAGIC TIME! Yes, it’s really ME! With eyelashes. And yes, still with scraggly brows. So sue me.

And because, I’m just like that, I’ll share with you this amazing product called BLINC. And no, I didn’t get a free sample!  Alright, not from a Victorian novel, but be happy for me.  For once, I’m not complaining.