ARRRGGGGHHHH Why do I have John McCain Ads all Over My Site???

Doesn’t Google serve ads that correlate with content? Maybe I missed something. Is McCain’s platform global warming? What did I do in my last life to deserve this? It must have been something awful. Then again, McCain looks pretty freakin’ scary in this photo (what was his pubicist thinking?), so maybe it’s just karma.

(PS: I’ve always wanted to write an article starting with the words ARRRGGGGHHH)