And the beat goes on

Jennifer Anniston admitted today that she “got a little teary” over finding a long gray hair. I hate to be there when she sees her first wrinkle. Oh wait. She’s already got those. Now, I confess I’m none too happy about my wrinkles, my gray hair, or my fucking cellulite. But I wouldn’t go on National television, with all my $millions, and confess to an unemployed nation that a long gray hair made me teary. Unless of course, I was JUST JOKING. Ya think??

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