Walmart? Schmalmart. It’s the thought that counts.
So, not everyone’s a rocket scientist. I sure as shit don’t claim to be. But, um, hell, it’s one fat hell of a going away cake!
So, here’s what we think the conversation was:
Walmart Employee: “Hello ‘dis be Walmarts, how can I help you?”
Customer: ” I would like to order a cake for a going away party this week.”
Walmart Employee: “Whatchu want on the cake?”
Customer: “Best Wishes Suzanne” and underneath that “We will miss you”.