January 21st

The first day on the job

So, I don’t know what your first day on the job looks like, but mine is usually looks something like this:

9:00-9:30 - Arrive at work. Get coffee
9:30-11:30 - Get office supplies and set up office
11:30-12:00 - Hang Pictures–Make office look nicer
12:00-12:30 - Email all my clients new contact info
12:30-2:00 - Go out to lunch with new boss
2:00-3:00 - Meet office staff
3:00-4:00 - Meet my staff
4:00-5:00 - Set up plans for next day
5:00-6:00 - Look busy
6:00-6:15 - Pack up office
6:16- Go Home

And, here’s what Obama’s first day might look like

8:30-9:00 - Make a motion to suspend Gitmo trials
9:00-9:30 - Have coffee with joint chiefs of staff
9:30-10:30 - Talk with Prime Minister of Israel
10:-11:30 - Put peace plan together for Gaza
11:30-12:20 - Meet with Treasury Department
12:30-1:30 - Write bill to save US economy
1:30-2:30 - Lunch with Michelle
2:30-3:30 - Design a bill to stomp out world hunger
3:30-4:30 - Meet with top military advisors on exiting Iraq and Afghanistan
4:30-5:00 - Meet with Senate on cabinet nominees
5:00-5:15 - Read letter that Bush left. Listen to words of wisdom.
5:15-6:00 - Figure out new health insurance plan.
6:00-7:00 - Write bill to save failing banks
7:00-8:00 - Up load photos from last night to Snapfish page. Order favorites.
8:01-8:15 - Pack up office
8:16 - go upstairs to new home.

It looks a little bit different than mine, but hell, who’s to judge which day is harder? After all that’s why they call it work, right?

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