June 13th

The Boob Police, Part I: There is a Reason Hillary Lost and I Know Why

I really should have been her campaign manager. So, I was simply minding my own friggin’ business last night at 230 5th– a NY roof top lounge when all of a sudden, these were shoved into my face. OK, not shoved. But near enough so they came pretty damn close up as I whipped out my Blackberry in order to ask you, internet, why in God’s name, do women dress like this? It’s like, I want to know, do guys have to see boobs to leave a good tip, or to ask a girl out, or to vote for her in the primaries? But then, THEN, another girl, who doesn’t even work there, came in dressed like THIS.

So, does this work? I mean, do you guys want to date her? I can tell you that today most likely will be my highest traffic on the site EVER. Simply because I mention the word BOOBS in my post. Ok, that’s not fair. Perhaps, that’s the reason I mentioned boobs in the first place. You know, SEO and all that.

I know if I styled Hillary, perhaps she would now be up at bat, instead of deciding between leaving Bill and marriage counseling.

Well, anyway, our presidential candidates have nothing to be ashamed of now, do they?

 
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Comments
1.
On June 15th, 2008 at 1:05 pm, Hillary said:

Where did you get that picture of me?

2.
On June 17th, 2008 at 5:23 pm, Lara said:

HI Hillary, You know you sent it to me when we were interviewing.
Best,
Lara

3.
On January 17th, 2009 at 11:21 am, Joe said:

it may be a little late to comment on this but I just want to totally agree with you. Now I’ll be creepy and say I don’t mind looking but I tend to stay away from those girls. But if you think about it they have nothing to dissuade them from dressing like this. They get more attention, and some even get plays written about things like this… THE VAGINA MONOLOGUES. Or they win court cases because the rapist thinks that because they dress this way the are asking for it… Which actually I think should hold true… If you want to dress like a tramp, please don’t be walking home without someone in your arm (someone you know) or a glock 40 caliber

4.
On January 18th, 2009 at 5:48 pm, Jefe said:

Wow. Insecure much?

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