December 31st

Lara’s Love Life: Part III– Sex on New Year’s Eve

So, in an attempt to get lucky on New Year’s Eve, I did, I admit, join an Online Dating Service, which shall remain un- named, but it starts with a J and ends with Date. So, last night, with much anticipation, I log on and very excitedly, notice my MESSAGE BOX blinking. And I think, “this is an omen. This is it. My New Year’s date. But, of course, my life and my luck, here’s the message that I got:

So, I’m thinking that the omen may actually one of three things:

1) Stay off dating services

2) Stay home on New Year’s

3) Next year, I will either have been swindled, or I’ll be $21 Million dollars richer.

Right now, I thinking it’ll be 3. So, anyhow I hope anyone who has decided to drop by tonight has a great 2009. A little richer, a little thinner, a little happier.



PS: Do you think this guy is Jewish?

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