March 17th

John Hinckley, redux

So, in June, I published this letter that, I got in my inbox, and sick mind that I have, found funny:
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The staff at the mental facility treating John Hinckley reports intercepting the following letter from Bill Clinton:

To: John Hinckley
From: Bill Clinton

Dear John,

Hillary and I wanted to drop you a short note to tell you how pleased we are with the great strides you are making in your recovery. In our country’s new spirit of understanding and forgiveness, we want you to know there is a bilateral consensus of compassion and forgiveness abroad throughout the land.

Hillary and I want you to know that no grudge is borne against you for shooting President Reagan. We, above all, are aware of how the mental stress and pain could have driven you to such an act of desperation. Hillary and I are confident that you will soon make a complete recovery and return to your family to join the world again as a healthy and productive young man.

Best wishes,
Bill & Hillary Clinton
PS: Barack Obama is screwing Jodie Foster.

OK: so I was like trying to figure out WHY my site visits were so high that day. It’s like, kinda weird. And now, 9 months later, I’m still finding that folks are looking for John Hinckley. Here’s a snapshot of terms that people used to get to my site:

And I’m like, over 1000 visits for JOHN HINCKLEY??? Thats FUCKIN’ WEIRD! But then, I’m also looking at the 90 visits from Hillary Clinton’s Boobs (yes you can see them here) and 300 on Bill Clinton’s picture and 250 on POLICE BOOBS. So, it’s like, well, NO WONDER the shrink business on the rise. Go friggin’ figure.

 
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On March 18th, 2009 at 8:08 am, Donna said:

Um, this is a little creepy. Maybe you should contact the FBI

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