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	<title>Lara's Lousy Life</title>
	
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	<description>Essays on Life, Liberty and the Art of Depression</description>
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		<title>The Literalness of GOOGLE</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Aug 2008 04:33:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lara</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[The Dailies]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[So for those of you who don&#8217;t really understand how Google works, it &#8220;Finds&#8221; words on the internet and matches ads to them.  So for example: &#8220;Death of a Cell Phone&#8221; might insinuate: funerals.  But this ad shown here just goes to show you, computers really aren&#8217;t that smart.  In fact, they [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Death of a Cell Phone:  Part II (aka–I really, REALLY hate Verizon Wireless)</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Aug 2008 04:01:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lara</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[cell phones]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[Bella]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Blackberries]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[blackberry]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[cell phone addiction]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Verizon Wireless]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://laraslousylife.com/?p=632</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;and so do many hundreds, NO THOUSANDS of others.  And I know this because I just spent my last Saturday in NY in a Verizon Wireless store listening to all the other angry customers.  So, last week, I get my &#8220;refurbished MOTOKRZR&#8221; and guess the fuck what?  It STOPS WORKING altogether when [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Chicago, Chicago, it’s my kind of town</title>
		<link>http://laraslousylife.com/chicago-chicago-its-my-kind-of-town/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Aug 2008 23:13:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lara</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Rants]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://laraslousylife.com/?p=627</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[So, I was in Chicago this week, an awfully awesome city.  And this guy from Nashville says, after you ma&#8217;am, are you going to Nashville too?  And I&#8217;m like nope, New YORK.  And he says, &#8220;wow, the big city.  I wasn&#8217;t impressed with Chicago.&#8221; And I can&#8217;t figure out why this guy from Nashville, land [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Coping</title>
		<link>http://laraslousylife.com/coping/</link>
		<comments>http://laraslousylife.com/coping/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Aug 2008 04:05:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lara</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Rants]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[politics]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://laraslousylife.com/?p=625</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[So Bella has OCD.  Or at least, what I think is OCD.  Well, let&#8217;s put it this way.  Anytime she gets one tiny pimple or two or five (and it&#8217;s really NEVER MORE than five),  it is cause for alarm, consternation, and multiple trips to Duane Reade for Clearasil, or calls [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Garbage Can Eatery</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Aug 2008 02:19:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lara</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Dieting]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Dog Days]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[chloe]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[diets]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://laraslousylife.com/?p=325</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I know I am not the only one who does this. Dump food in the garbage&#8230;so you don&#8217;t pig out and eat the whole goddamn chocolate cake. And then. Reconsider. All those starving children in Africa. I KNOW I am not the only one.

See??]]></description>
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		<title>The Hottest Guy</title>
		<link>http://laraslousylife.com/the-hottest-guy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Aug 2008 00:43:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lara</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Bad Bella]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[Shopping]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://laraslousylife.com/?p=621</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[7PM SUNDAY NIGHT:  Bella is watching a movie.  On her iPod.  1&#8243;x1&#8243; screen.  (This took 1 hour to download, btw and cost me $4, but she hasn&#8217;t complained about her pimples for about 15 minutes, so it&#8217;s worth the money).
Bella:  He is the hottest guy. EVER.
Me:  I understand.  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Babies, babies, babies</title>
		<link>http://laraslousylife.com/babies-babies-babies/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Aug 2008 23:53:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lara</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[The Dailies]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[On a fine summer day in THE APPLE, a few daycare workers take their charges for a walk.  And you&#8217;ll note, the little boy bothering the little girl.  And she&#8217;s none too happy.  Not too much changes between the sexes.  For the next 60 years.]]></description>
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		<title>Death of a Cell Phone (aka–I HATE Verizon Wireless)</title>
		<link>http://laraslousylife.com/death-of-a-cell-phone-aka-i-hate-verizon-wireless/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Aug 2008 23:42:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lara</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Rants]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[cell phone addiction]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I hate Verizon.  Yes.  I do.  I do indeed. In January 2007 I sadly buried my 7 year-old-StarTAC.  Does anyone remember them?  Anyone here OLD enough to remember them?   And it was the time when cell phones were used, for GUESS WHAT??? MAKING PHONE CALLS.  And they [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Attack of the Vacuum Monster</title>
		<link>http://laraslousylife.com/the-attack-of-the-vacuum-monster/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Aug 2008 11:59:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lara</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Dog Days]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This, perhaps, is the only reason to ever pick up a vacuum. That and mile high dust bunnies.

Untitled from Lara Dean on Vimeo.]]></description>
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		<title>Water Taxi Beach</title>
		<link>http://laraslousylife.com/water-taxi-beach/</link>
		<comments>http://laraslousylife.com/water-taxi-beach/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Aug 2008 02:06:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lara</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Rants]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[taxis]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[vacation]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Bella]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://laraslousylife.com/?p=605</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[What the hell to do on this beautiful Sunday in the dog days of summer?  I know&#8230;what an awesome idea&#8230; WATER TAXI BEACH .  It looks great on the NY Waterways website, and hey, you get a fantastic water taxi ride to boot.  So, for the low, low price of $10 a [...]]]></description>
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