July 3rd

Bitch Post: Week 3

Welcome to Week 3 of SUBMIT YOUR BITCH. Hey everyone, thanks for VOTING in last week’s POST BITCH. The overwhelming winner was PET PARENTS with 33% of the vote. Aw, come on. THEY ARE CUTE! Anyway, take a look at this week’s complaints and see if any ring a bell. IF NOT, POST YOUR OWN BITCH and be entered to win a $25 GIFT CERTIFICATE for anything that you want. Even a huge piece of chocolate. HAPPY FOURTH Y’ALL.

MY BOSS THINKS HE KNOWS MORE THAN I DO: But he doesn’t. And I just want to scream at him–”YOU DON”T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT!” But I don’t. I am a chicken shit.

JUNK FAX MAIL: I want to know how in God’s name did my unlisted FAX NUMBER get on a JUNK MAIL LIST? And HOW DO I GET IT OFF????

AUTOMATED TELEMARKETERS: My favorite was when Hillary Clinton called me to vote for her. I told her to go take a flying leap. Out her window.

BUGS. IN FRUIT: Do I have to explain this in more detail?

VOICE MAIL CUSTOMER SERVICE SYSTEMS: I HATE THEM. The only way I can describe it, is to have you hear it. I mean, it’s BAD ENOUGH to have a service issue, do I really have to talk to a computer BEFORE I get help? And one that can’t even understand me! TIMEWARNER CABLE

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