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July 2009
June 2009
- Jon & Kate Divorce and 9 other reasons I am glad it's Tuesday
- Pole Dancer
- Dearest Dad
- How to get the job during these rough economic times
- The bumper bully
- Cut your cold to 4 days and survive the misery: my most useful post ever
- The most expensive picnic EVER...and there's no food
- The most expensive picnic ever...
- Obama and manners
- For anyone who has a mom, Jewish, Italian, or otherwise...
- Google does it again: perfecting contextual targeting
- Obama's date
- I am a celebrity so get me out of here...
- The NY Finger
May 2009
- Cell phone ransom: taxi cab holdup
- COKE DAMAGES MUSCLES
- American Idol Wrap Up
- I could not eat these puppies
- If I were to twitter...
- Very, very clever
- To twit, to Friend, to blog, to blither...
- Swine Flu: Part IV--I lied so sue me
- Swine flu: Part III- Last one I promise
- Swine flu bathroom, Part II
April 2009
- Swine flu bathroom
- Eyebrow threading
- You know it's 2009 when...
- Face Book Manners
- Facebook: The Rules
- Simon never stands
March 2009
- Security in New York City...
- We could all use a little miracle
- Time to reorder
- Shoot me NOW: The itch redux
- Fun with blidgets
- The Irish prostitute
- What do you see??
- Yellow teeth
- John Hinckley, redux
- Find the man
- Boobs, wrinkles and botox
- Thank you Mr. Bush. It's spring and we love you for it.
- Snuggie Season is over...
- Help. Save me. I am a Bachelorholic.
- Snow? Not so quiet after friggin' all
- There is something about a snowstorm
February 2009
January 2009
- Masturbation leads to prostate cancer
- Chloe and the cold
- Signs your job may be in danger
- 25 Truths of 2009
- The office
- The first day on the job
- Dearest dad
- Inauguration
- I may be fat...but I'm alive
- Here he is
- That DAMN light
- I hate tweeting...
December 2008
- Lara's Love Life: Part III-- Sex on New Year's Eve
- I Eat Chinese Food on Christmas...
- Is it Really Christmas in Florida too?
- How low should they go?
- My Song: Otherwise known as THE MOM SONG
- Hanukahmas, Christmaka....things your minister never told you:
- The Sock
- The Most Wonderful Time of the Year?
- Weightwatchers Tool: How cool is this!!!
November 2008
- The War of the Poop Worlds
- The moment
- Now this IS art...
- Sweetest Pea
- The Tall Tale of the Precision Pooper
- The Good News, The Bad News
- Obama's Fashion Sense: The Real Reason I Voted
October 2008
- You Call This Art?: Part III
- Rats. Really?
- Boyfriend Advice, Part II: Maybe I Should Take My Own
- Who Should I Vote For?
- CUPCAKES
- Boyfriend Advice
- Lara's Love Life: Part II-- The Ultimate Bad Boy
- the iPod life: all you need is a good soundtrack
- After Sex or Waitress No More?
- I Laughed Until I Peed
- Vote: Best Humor Blog
- The Day of Atonement
- Hacking cough? Stay THE FUCK home.
- If this is what I can see...
- Are you friggin' kidding me??
- I'm so confused.
September 2008
- He hit the car and drove away, but not after some direction
- The Crash. Yep, it did.
- Barama, JoMain. I just gotta know.
- Facebook Addiction: FBA
- Friday Update: Six Thoughts for Making It Through Today
- Facebook, et al
- get codes
- ALWAYS REMEMBER
- NY, NY it's my kinda town
August 2008
- The Literalness of GOOGLE
- Death of a Cell Phone: Part II (aka--I really, REALLY hate Verizon Wireless)
- Chicago, Chicago, it's my kind of town
- Laras Lousy Play List
- Coping
- Garbage Can Eatery
- The Hottest Guy
- Babies, babies, babies
- Death of a Cell Phone (aka--I HATE Verizon Wireless)
- The Attack of the Vacuum Monster
- Water Taxi Beach
- Haircut Day
- Chain Mail: I am still waiting
- The Elevator, Part III: Her View My View
July 2008
- Blackberry Overload? Too much connectivity?
- The Deer
- Bitch Post: Week 5- How to piss people off in 25 easy steps
- So Very Alone
- New York Coop Boards go to new heights in screening out the unwanted.
- Did I Win?
- New York Lotto: $88 Million
- The Elevator: Part I
- I am thankful that...
- Bitch Post: Week IV, THE FASHION POLICE
- UPS: Someone should learn how to read
- Philadelphia Freedom
- The Weekly News Update...according to OK Magazine
- The Brooklin Ice Cream Factory: But is it worth the $16 ride?
- Bitch Post: Week 3
- So What the f*cK are They Teaching in School Today???
- Mr. Man
June 2008
- Survival Skills
- Chihuahua
- Dedimple your Derriere...
- Jump, dammit!
- And the winner is...
- Bitch Post: Week 2
- The Baby Borrowers
- The Blockade
- Only in New York
- Better Booba
- Something LA has, that New York Doesn't
- Shaq in New York
- Adorable
- Oprah's Detox Diet: Lara's Journey, Day I
- Submit Your Bitch: Week I
- It's Not How You Slice The Cake...
- Perfection
- Skateboard Boy
- Squirrel Hunting
- The Daily Puppy
- The Daily Puppy
- OCD may NOT be hereditary
- There is nothing sexier...
- Father's Day... in the park...
- Father's Day
- Plungers, there are many: Part I
- The Boob Police, Part I: There is a Reason Hillary Lost and I Know Why
- THURSDAY POLL
- It's ALIVE
- I am Afraid. Very Afraid.
- The Cleaning Lady: Part II-- But is it Really Clean?
- The Pool Picture Police
- GrandPa's Bus Company
- Laras Lousy Shoe
- Walmart? Schmalmart. It's the thought that counts.
- The Panty Police
May 2008
- With My Heart In My Mouth
- Did Aliens Take Her?
- Back Seat Driver
- Sometimes You Just Step in Shit
- Happy Friggin’ Friday
- The Death of Taxi Cab Terrorism–Sometimes the Day Turns Out Just Fine
- Cool Mom, Stupid Mom
- Waddaya Mean What Every Man Wants in Bed? What Every Woman Wants in BED!
- You Call This Art: Part II
- Happy Mother’s Day Weekend, dammit!
- Tibetan Personality Test
April 2008
- The Lybrel Difference
- Happiness Is Possible and Some People Really Are Nice–But Can They be Successful?
- I am losing it
- Lip Exfoliation
- New York Vs LA: Part I
- The Itch: Part III
- Paris Hilton Sighting
- Boobs: An experiment in Science and Search Engines
- Fear of Flying
- Barack, Hillary or John…I Will Vote for You If…
- The Itch: Part one hundred and seventeen
- I Got An Itch
- Puppy Sadism
- Some Call It Spring…Other’s Call It WAITING ON FRIGGIN’ LINE
- How I Get Through My Day…
- Your Lousy Life
- Daughterly Advice: Carbs R Good 4U
- Confessions of An Eyelash Addict
- It’s My Daughter and I’ll Post if I Want To
- Spring Has Sprung in the Big Dirty Apple
- Dirty Diet Secrets
- Top Ten Signs You are a Chocoholic
- You Call This Art? (Paid for by my taxes)
March 2008
- What I Learned in School Today
- Eeekkkkk! It’s gotten worse. It’s like a John McCain infinity mirror!
- ARRRGGGGHHHH Why do I have John McCain Ads all Over My Site???
- Global Warming
- Enough Said
- Chow Down
- The Cop & The Cabbie
- New York Under Siege
- Pregnant Man: Maddy, Dommy?
- This Scares the Crap Out of Me: Why I haven’t signed My Organ Donation Card
- Electronics Shopping, Food and More…Find it all at B&H
- I had to add this even if it isn’t mine!
- Laundry Room Etiquette
- The Kiss Part V: Epilogue, at Least I Hope for Now
- Popcorn Lung, Smog and David Paterson
- Rotten Little Nanner
- Lara’s Love Life: Part I
- Elliot Spitzer, Polluted Water and Hebronics
- Bush For A Third Term…And Why NOT?
- Four Things That Have Changed My Life
- No More Dieting: Part II
- No More Dieting
- The Cleaning Lady: Part I- My Household Has Fallen Apart
- The 6 Legged Octopus: Hexapus
- The Kiss, Part IV: It Happened to ME—Or Was it to HER?
- The Quiet Car
February 2008
- The Medical Reason I Don’t Exercise…At LAST!
- The Kiss Part III: Boredumb
- New Office Policy
- Cell Phone Addiction: Get Help Now at CPA
- OSCAR ® REVIEW
- A Little Surprise in Life…
- New York Style
- So You Think You Want to Diet?
- Hot Jewish Women
- The Kiss, Part I: The Lip Virgin
- Chloe: The Warlord
- The Queen Needs Her Cookies
- July 4th Exercise
- The Kiss, Part II: Romance is Dead
- Therapy: Breaking Up Is Hard to Do