June 19th

Happy Father’s Day to all dads especially mine

 

Dear Dad,

I know you know how much you’re missed,
Your smile, your laugh, your words of advice.
Pictures and memories,
just don’t suffice.

I know you know that you were right,
About the time just running fast.
Life is for the living so live it up,
Don’t be fretting about times past.

I know you know that life gets tough,
But your strength to hide all trouble and fear,
Made me who I am today,
Your words come across loud and clear.

I love you and miss you and always will.
The best Dad that ever lived.

Happy Father’s Day,
Lovingly,
Lara

 
 
March 27th

Trump just fired Warwick!

So, I never watch this show, but Housewives and Bros and Sisters?  Repeats.  What’s with that?  But it was worth it.  ’Cause if he can do that, we KNOW he can takeon Gaddafi, Bin Laden, and any one else who stands in his path.  Go Donald.

 
 
March 10th

Match Date Gone Bad…Night Turned Good

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Ok, you fans out there. I admit it. I have gone on a Match date or two or ten. Well, tonight’s date was one of those dates, that was, well somewhat doubtful at best, but hey, what’s a drink or two or ten? ( Despite my instincts saying NAH)  We spoke once or twice and it seemed, “OK”. So I arrived at the bar to meet him (after arguing with the $5 umbrella that kept turning inside out due to March coming in like a lion) and I’m like, “he’s kinda …

 
 
March 10th

Sometimes viral emails are just good posts…Why men are happier

Men Are Just Happier People –
What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding …

 
 
February 24th

and this is…

So this is part of a wall in the subways of nyc. And I’m thinking is this supposed to be michelle and hilliary???

 
 
February 24th

McDonalds snack wrap

I never eat at Micky Ds but I am trapped. Starving while driving. They are not kidding about it being a snack. If I could identify it, it appears to be about 2 oz’s of chicken.

 
 
February 13th

Jennifer Aniston + Adam Sandler versus Justin Bieber

So I admit, nothing to do Saturday night, and I ain’t got nobody so what else but to go to a sappy love story with Jennifer Aniston (who’s gritted mouth when she pronounces some words is really annoying– is that a disability?) and Adam Sandler (who I really loved in Spanglish and 100 First Dates– but those were like a LONG time ago). Well, I was not disappointed– the critics were right. In fact I was really surprised that both Jennifer and Adam would sink so low after some really great work. I guess Jennifer is like me, just trying …

 
 
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