January 7th

20 Healthy New Year’s Resolutions:

Hey: A shout out to Diets In Review (yeah, not my content, but pretty good, none-the-less)

20 Healthy New Year’s Resolutions You Should Make

Happy New Year! Now that 2009 is safely behind us it is time to embrace the newness of 2010. Not only does today mark the start of a new year, but also the start of a new decade. new year 2010

This year, resolve to make a

 
 
January 7th

Couple who accidentally won $128 million

Yes, this couple accidentally won $128 million.  And I have to tell you, I’ve accidentally done some things too.  But, um, I don’t think they are quite the same, do you?

Here’s my list of accidental things:

10)forgot take my makeup off at night and woke up with racoon eyes
9) ate an entire box of Godiva chocolates until they were gone
8) forgot to pay my Visa bill
7) forgot to pay my cable bill
6) forgot to pay my electric bill (see a pattern here?)
5) to close the window before I left for vacation right before hurricane Doreen struck
4) forgot to look behind …

 
 
January 3rd

Lara on a diet: Part III- does cleaning count as exercise?

Yesterday, in the cold as a witch’s tit weather, I decided to throw out whatever I could get my hands on — and it amounted to about 3 huge 5 gallon bags of clothes (don’t worry I donated), paper cups and 10 year old lunch boxes.  And THEN, miracle of miracles, I finally (6 months later) re-covered my ripped dining room chairs.  And, add to that, I found out you can actually use a power drill as a phillips head screw driver.  I am now thinking I am a fucking …

 
 
January 3rd

I’m yours

At 10 million plus views, Susan Boyle better watch out.

 
 
January 1st

Diet day I: Update

Well, I ate under 1200 calories…I think.  So far, I am not too hungry!  But I am so used to Weight Watchers tools that I am finding Spark People a little difficult.  The community seems great, but difficult to manipulate.  Oh well, let’s just see how it goes.  And tomorrow…the gym.  (After I do the closets).

 
 
January 1st

Losing weight

Ok, so like the rest of the world, today is the day.  I am going to start the rest of my life…and my diet.  Last night was a gluttony of wine, cheese and chocolate and  funny doggy stories (sorry my life isn’t more interesting–at Bella’s request we took Chloe to my friend’s New Year’s soiree where Chloe proceeded to  terrorize the other dog by growling everytime he walked by, and then ended up in his crate because she needed some peace and quiet)–oh well, back to THE DIET.  I got on …

 
 
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