So after the last nasty comment…
I stopped posting. NOT. I have just been so busy in my new life as a C fucking EO that I haven’t had the time. But I am on a new DIET. Did I say diet? And I am posting my weight loss sojourn on a new blog– called: I Eat Too Much. But, instead of posting all over the place, I am REBLOGGING. Is there a term like that? So here it is: Day I: The Only Natural Food Diet. Oh, I am SOO motivated: And while you’re at it, check my newest site: ONLY NATURAL FOOD dot …
Top ten lies you told you kids…top ten lies I tell mine
So, I found this list today on Parent Dish which was kind of funny:
1. I always paid attention in school.
2. There’s no such thing as a favorite child. All of you are my favorites.
3. Sorry, the playground is closed today.
4. Cuddles the Hamster went to live on a nice farm. Yes, the same one where your goldfish went.
5. I have Santa Claus’s cell phone number on speed dial. Do you want me to tell him how you’re acting?
6. Whoops, the KidzBop CD is in Dad’s car and he already …
The Bachelor addiction, Pt II: What else is new?
You can not tell me you were surprised last night. The bitchy girl gets the guy. I mean, did we really have to sit through, what, like 8 weeks of this torture to know, that in the end, nice girls finish last? The rules? The RULES? Here are my rules to get your man:
10) Get a boob job. Pay for it with your ex-husband’s money. That you took from your joint savings account.
9) Do not, I repeat, do not get along with any women. Not ever. EVER. Did I say EVER?
8) If you …
Why I want to work at Twitter
A great environment
1) It’s very open
2) has tones of windows
3 and beyond) workspaces, whiteboards-a-plenty, and just the right amount of meeting space. We provide the best equipment money can buy, offer free breakfast and lunch, and a fully-stocked kitchen where we compost and recycle.
I must, must, MUST get a job there. I can’t compost in Manhattan and I’ve been looking for a reason to move.
Rainy days and Tuesdays…
Far away, it was adorable.
Closer, priceless. From up there, ain’t nothing wrong with a little rain.
French fries and snow…just go with me here
So, tonight I go into the local restaurant and I sit by my solitary, drinking my glass of sparkling Shiraz (delish) and veggie burger salad very proud and all that despite the fact I am still busting out of my jeans from this weekend’s gluttony. (yeah, yeah, I know, Spark People and all that, but whatever) and I notice that right next to me is this girl with a ginormous plate of fries and she is NOT eating them. And I’m all, “so impressed that you are not eating your …
Easy ways to lose weight…until you read the fine print
So, I thought I’d repost this ’cause actually it sounds kinda easy, but then again…
1. Fidget
James Levine, MD, of the Mayo Clinic in Rochester, MN, has spent a decade studying the role that everyday movement, His discovery: People who tap their feet, prefer standing to sitting, and generally move around a lot burn up to 350 more calories a day than those who sit still. That adds up to nearly 37 pounds a year! Lara’s Note: might work, unless you work in cube city and then be prepared to be kicked under the table and out the door.
2. Keep …