The most beautiful place on earth
So, I’ve been trying to figure out where to go on vacation this summer, and well YEAH, I guess it’s a little late considering summer feels half over to me when July 4th weekend is upon us. But anyhow, I found this site, and who CAN resist a click. And here it is.
The most beautiful place on earth. Yup. I agree. Now how to get there on a non-salaried CEO’s salary. Any thoughts?
Happy Father’s Day Dear Daddy
Happy Father’s Day Dear Dad,
you are never far from my thoughts,
I hope all is wonderful and happy where you are
And you are having a nice laugh with all our shenanigans.
We love you.
We miss you.
My dearest dad.
Love,
Lara
Halfway there and Memorial Day memories, 2010
And suddenly I find myself in that weird age group called middle aged. Somewhere between this:
and this:
I still more or less feel like this:
So when that AARP thing came in the mail box I’m, ”like who the fuck you mailing to, ME?? I don’t think so.” But I particularly got to thinking this weekend (about age and such) when I should have been thinking things Memorial (which I …
Lara’s Love Life: Part I don’t know what –I found him…or so I thought
So, things haven’t been so friggin’ bad for a struggling startup CEO. I’ve been happy for a change. But busy. Too busy to write, to post, and dear internet I’ve MISSED you! but then again… it’s not like I’m off line or anything, but alas, I digress.
So, in all our expansive expansion, we are moving into a REAL office– not just the fake, Micro Office setup which isn’t bad. To start off. But, we’re moving across the street and upon my exam of the new space I saw him …
So after the last nasty comment…
I stopped posting. NOT. I have just been so busy in my new life as a C fucking EO that I haven’t had the time. But I am on a new DIET. Did I say diet? And I am posting my weight loss sojourn on a new blog– called: I Eat Too Much. But, instead of posting all over the place, I am REBLOGGING. Is there a term like that? So here it is: Day I: The Only Natural Food Diet. Oh, I am SOO motivated: And while you’re at it, check my newest site: ONLY NATURAL FOOD dot …
Top ten lies you told you kids…top ten lies I tell mine
So, I found this list today on Parent Dish which was kind of funny:
1. I always paid attention in school.
2. There’s no such thing as a favorite child. All of you are my favorites.
3. Sorry, the playground is closed today.
4. Cuddles the Hamster went to live on a nice farm. Yes, the same one where your goldfish went.
5. I have Santa Claus’s cell phone number on speed dial. Do you want me to tell him how you’re acting?
6. Whoops, the KidzBop CD is in Dad’s car and he already …
The Bachelor addiction, Pt II: What else is new?
You can not tell me you were surprised last night. The bitchy girl gets the guy. I mean, did we really have to sit through, what, like 8 weeks of this torture to know, that in the end, nice girls finish last? The rules? The RULES? Here are my rules to get your man:
10) Get a boob job. Pay for it with your ex-husband’s money. That you took from your joint savings account.
9) Do not, I repeat, do not get along with any women. Not ever. EVER. Did I say EVER?
8) If you …