Stopped feeling sorry for myself
But still sadly virtually socializing away. Found this. Laughed. Then cried cause I’m still on the God Damn computer.
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It’s Saturday night and I ain’t got nobody…
Oh, I could lie about this whole thing and say that my boyfriend is out of town, but um, well that would be a lie and why lie to the internet? Not the same kind of joy as lying to your MOTHER about being a virgin, right? But anyway, since even Chloe didn’t want to be dragged along, I went out by meself, downed a Third Avenue Special Shrimp Tempura Wrapped in Spicy Tuna Roll and topped it off with coffee yogurt and coco chips from Berrywild, all the while checking my Blackberry like I …
ALWAYS REMEMBER
I wrote this last year, but being out of creative juices, feel it’s just as applicable today as it was then, even if the only other person in my office now that I am self employed is a fuzzy black toy poodle
We always must remember,
Must never forget,
The day 2976 died,
By the fires of jets.
Today was different,
Then most other years,
Today only families,
Shed their tears.
My office was busy,
No one spoke of the day.
It was business as usual,
People went on their way.
No silence was observed,
As the names were read,
The TV chattered to an …
Mudda fu&ka street signs: caught on Blackberry
I’ve been there. You’ve been there. But somehow, catching it on camera, it’s a little less painful…for me, that is. 
We know what the sign says…it might be telling us not to park here, but then again, maybe not. So PLUEEZE officer (s) cut the lady a break! “No can do, ma’am. We’re in a recession. Why do you think those signs are so confusing?”
It’s Chloe the Sailor Dog
If I can’t find a mate, than at least I have a matey. Yes, I know it’s the canine type, but not a word of complaint. Not a word.
And her hair…doesn’t get one knot.
Mother daughter talk…in reverse
So, in an effort to catch me at my own game, Bella my forever teenager (please tell me 21 is around the corner because I just don’t know HOW I am going to survive 16), figures out she is going to get me to spill the beans on my romantic life. But believe me Bella if there was one, YOU would be the first to know. This is my clever way of turning conversation back on her, and thus ensuring her virginity until she’s 35.
BELLA: …