New York or LA: worst place to raise a teenage daughter
It’s been ages and ages I know. But that’s what happens when you become a CEO, little did I know, you become a slave to your business. At first, I was like, no more frowns in the morning, no more frowns at night. Because I work for myself, no one left to fight. Hmmmm. Something like that. Well anyway, I diverge from the topic which, was brought up because, one of my fav shows (Californication–if you haven’t watched it, you should ) has a dilemma…his baby mama (let’s say teenage daughter mama) has moved from …
Actually, there is an 11th sign the world has gone mad:
The fact that people who drug and rape 13 year olds should be allowed to go free if:
They win the academy award or the Palme d’Or
they direct fantastic movies,
if the event happened so long ago, the now 43 year old victim is over it
If Whoopie Goldberg says it wasn’t really a “rape, rape”
That, and the fact that the potential rapist has been on the lam so long should completely neutralize the drugging and raping of the potential 13 year old mentioned above.
Yes, the world is gone mad.
David Letterman and the top 10 signs it’s a world gone mad
10: Elizabeth Smart’s kidnapper/rapist might be found as not “fit for trial” and therefore who knows if he will get the punishment he deserves.
9. Another horrible criminal case: Casey Anthony’s attorney found crucial evidence tainted and is asking for the murder charges to be dropped.
8. Americans are more upset about the fact that Chicago did not get the Olympics than the fact the Obama didn’t make good headway in Iran.
7. Women actually had SEX with David Letterman. And it’s the front page news despite the …
Obama assassination poll
So today, the internet is abuzz with the fact that some dude (or dudette) posted an assassination poll on Facebook. And this guy is just oh so excited that he was the FIRST person to report it to the secret service and so continues to blither on and on about oh how thankful the secret service was that this poll was brought to their attention, folks.
“We worked with Facebook to take it down, and we are currently investigating the matter,” said Ed Donovan, a Secret Service spokesman in …
Hypochondria
So, those of you who know me and love me. Or hate me, also know that I am a level 10 hypocondriate (10 being highest on a scale of 1-10). And no one anywhere can convince me otherwise, because despite all my many hours of shrinkage, and despite all my the sage advise on how to get rid of colds and flus, I am the worst patient. Ever. Which brings me to Bella. She’s been staying at her dad’s house (one of the few times he comes in handy), because, well, she just IS. And now, because it’s that time …
Naturally thin
So, The Learning Annex has this class called: “how to be naturally thin”, but it’s like if I were NATURALLY THIN I wouldn’t have to be on fucking Weight Watchers would I? I mean doesn’t NATURALLY THIN mean that you don’t have to do ANYTHING to be thin because you are NATURALLY thin? Meaning, I wouldn’t have to take a class to learn how to be naturally thin, because it’s natural. Like, if you are a NATURAL BLOND, you don’t have to die your hair. …
The time of his life…
So, after watching this non-embeddable YOUTUBE video over and over, the tears streaming down my face, I will say it’s hard to believe that this hunky, talented guy has gone to the here after. It’s unlikely that a sexier, hotter, more memorable dance scene will ever be filmed in my lifetime. And if it does, I do believe it will be Patrick choreographing it from above.
And I am sure, part of the reason I’m still single, is because Johnny Castle never walked into my life. …