April 30th

Swine flu bathroom

This was our bathroom at work before the swine flu.

And this is our bathroom now.

In case you can’t count, there are no less than three, count them THREE antibacterial soaps (which according to the Editor of Consumer Reports does NOTHING to help control any flu), Lysol Wipes and Oust Spray cleaner for good measure. Add to that, the soap already in the soap dispensers that we used to use in the days before the deadly epidemic. (As …

 
 
April 27th

Eyebrow threading

I did it on Sunday.  Have you ever?  Now I feel like a new, no Brand new person.  But this morning?  My lids did feel a little nekked.  Hey, what’s a few stray eyebrows anyway, eh?  And the pain?  Well certainly can’t compare to a bikini wax?  Ever done that? No thank YOU, I say.  There.  Now you know all about me.

 

 

 
 
April 23rd

You know it’s 2009 when…

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that
they don’t have e-mail addresses.
6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if
anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.
7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the
screen.
8. Leaving the …

 
 
April 22nd

Face Book Manners

Yes another reason…to PICK UP THE PHONE!!

 
 
April 13th

Facebook: The Rules

Do, I but you never read them, those multi-page, impossible to understand TERMS AND AGREEMENT on Facebook, didja? Nope. Didn’t think so. Cause I didn’t either. Like, who DOES? But, if you had, like if I HAD, then perhaps I wouldn’t have spent the next 5 days rebuilding all my friends in Facebook. Like, for example, you CAN’T start a profile about YOUR business and then proceed to FRIEND people to drive traffic to your business. Nope. You can’t do that. And, don’t, for God’s sakes, ever, never, ever, try to …

 
 
April 13th

Simon never stands

I admit it. I love American Idol. I know. Wrong demo and all that. But I do. And I also love the Brit version, which BTW came out first. I especially love it when a woman comes on stage, with more than one physical handicap, (like her eyebrows really need to go to the local threading salon –oh shut up you thought the same thing), and well, Vidal could do a little something with her hair, and she opens her mouth and sounds like 1000 angels coming down from heaven. Well, it’s really …