the iPod life: all you need is a good soundtrack
So, forever, it has annoyed me that the good citizens of New York, turn on, tune up, and tune out (i.e. the minute they leave their ever lovin’ apartments, they stick i-plugs in their ears to block out, well THE SOUNDS OF LIFE, for godssakes). Which means that, let’s say, a HUGE mack truck is honking at them as they step into the street. They don’t hear it ’cause the White Stripes is blasting, and well, they are now dead because the truck hit them. Which is really annoying because the ambulance that comes roaring down …
After Sex or Waitress No More?
Today I met Bella and her friend, Mandy in Central Park on the great lawn. And who knew! Quite a fantastic place for boy watching, AND single father watching. As Bella, Mandy and I discussed the virtues of the 3 teen boys playing frisbee and their wedding band-less father –but we figured the fact that he had a Maltese (and what single adult male has a MALTESE unless he’s gay?) meant he was probably not a single dad at all, but a married dad who simply didn’t wear …
I Laughed Until I Peed
I thought us American’s should provide this toy to any teenagers who are even THINKING of the horizontal cha cha.
Vote: Best Humor Blog
Hey everyone! Vote for me on Blogger’s choice award. So I can make back my millions. That I lost this week.
The Day of Atonement
So, as Jews, versus Catholics, we get it pretty good: only one day to beg forgiveness for our sins versus that weekly thing. As I sit here, and try to be spiritual and contemplate my many vices, (blogging instead of praying may actually be one of them), I decided to create a little poll, in honor of G-d, as sort of a short cut to listing out my sins. And asking forgiveness. From the Universe. Maybe this year will be different.
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Hacking cough? Stay THE FUCK home.
Sitting in a cube? Bad. People having meetings hanging onto the cube wall and talking loudly to the person in the adjacent cube? Worse. People sitting IN the adjacent cube with a HACKING COUGH for 2 weeks? Intolerable! Sore throat? Priceless. Now I get a sick day.
If this is what I can see…
Yikes. So I was just minding my own darn business and checking the ol’ email, when I look up and see this:
And I’m like, “oh shit, if this is what I can see…” Yep, I guess they can see me too. In the bathroom, and other various and sundry places where I might not be in what would be called a complete state of dress. And so, the decision has to be made, sneaking around with the shades down, or, or, um or, undressing under my …