I am thankful that…
… Ellen Tracy sizes her clothes so that even though I’m a size 10 in most other brands, (which forces me to think about dieting), I can wear a size six in her clothes.
…I don’t have to ever leave Manhattan in order to see natural wonders like Hot Springs or Volcanos.
…I can get a Rhubarb Cobbler Cocktail at 11 Madison Park on Friday night and enjoy an instantaneous, anti-oxidant, attitude adjustment without reaching for Zoloft
…the mirrors in Macy’s are a constant and wonderful reminder of time marching on, …
Bitch Post: Week IV, THE FASHION POLICE
I know, today is Bitch Post night. But, I just didn’t feel like posting. Actually, I am going broke because I am OUT $75 dollars due to the TRIPLE TIE . Number TWO, I’ve decided to turn this into a FASHION POLICE post. I want to know, WHAT THE F*&K is she thinking? Yes, those are shiny leggings.
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The Weekly News Update…according to OK Magazine
So, aside from learning that Lindsay has an illegitimate sister, and Jennifer is GOING TO HAVE A BABY no matter what, I have learned, at long last, the reasons I am still unhappily, unfortunately, and unnecessarily SINGLE…according to Matt Titus and Tamsen Fadal–the happily married couple who wrote: WHY HASN’T HE CALLED?
1) Be confident–or FAKE IT. No problem there. As long as that is ALL I am supposed to be faking.
2) It’s OK to be one of the guys. But no burping or ordering double cheeseburgers until he sees that “girly girl” side: Hmmmmm. What about a double fudge hot …
The Brooklin Ice Cream Factory: But is it worth the $16 ride?
The day was cloudy a little bit gray. I wonder what we should do today? So, let’s go to Brooklyn to get ICE CREAM. Like there aren’t enough places in Manhattan to get ice cream? What, it’s another country over there? Yeah, well, kinda. So me and Bella hopped in a cab and $16 later, we were smack on the waterfront waiting on LINE, a LONG line, like a 45 minute line to eat friggin’ ice cream. But while wating, I met a man from Queens, who very nicely told …
Bitch Post: Week 3
Welcome to Week 3 of SUBMIT YOUR BITCH. Hey everyone, thanks for VOTING in last week’s POST BITCH. The overwhelming winner was PET PARENTS with 33% of the vote. Aw, come on. THEY ARE CUTE! Anyway, take a look at this week’s complaints and see if any ring a bell. IF NOT, POST YOUR OWN BITCH and be entered to win a $25 GIFT CERTIFICATE for anything that you want. Even a huge piece of chocolate. HAPPY FOURTH Y’ALL.
MY BOSS …
So What the f*cK are They Teaching in School Today???
AT DINNER FRIDAY NIGHT:
Bella: So in English class today, Dumb Boy said that he saw something on the news like how this guy had an agreement on how he let his wife have sex with other men. And Ms. English Teacher says: “Sure. Agreements happen like that all the time. It’s just sex”. He’s so, like naive.
And I’m like, a glass and a half of Chardonnay later: ” can you PLEASE REPEAT THAT????”
Bella: and I said to the teacher, “yeah, sure that’s true, but where’s your morals?
And I’m like YEAH GO BELLA!!! …