Lara’s Love Life: Part III– Sex on New Year’s Eve
So, in an attempt to get lucky on New Year’s Eve, I did, I admit, join an Online Dating Service, which shall remain un- named, but it starts with a J and ends with Date. So, last night, with much anticipation, I log on and very excitedly, notice my MESSAGE BOX blinking. And I think, “this is an omen. This is it. My New Year’s date. But, of course, my life and my luck, here’s the message that I got:
So, I’m thinking that the omen may actually one of three …
Is it Really Christmas in Florida too?
Twas the night before Christmas
and down here in Boca,
I was sitting at Starbucks,
Drinking my mocha.
I know we’re all Jewish,
But was wondering still,
if Santa would come here
and give us a thrill.
On my way home,
no Christmas lights did I see,
on the houses, the windows,
not even the trees.
What a strange feeling.
Not a decoration in sight.
Was it really December
or a warm summer’s night?
The restaurants were busy,
Christmas dinners not planned.
Never, not down here
in warm Boca Land.
At home all was quiet.
I left out Kosher wine,
In case Santa came here
For the very first time.
Snoozing came easy
To me …
How low should they go?
Really? REALLY? You can purchase these jeans from Sanna’s Shop for about $88
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My Song: Otherwise known as THE MOM SONG
This is the most hysterical thing I have ever seen. If you haven’t already, here it is.
The Sock
We buy them. They are expensive. The washing machine eats them. But we still have lots of socks left. They look like this:
That’s correct. ONE in every color. But there is ONE matching pair left. They look like this:
Sometimes we find the missing sock:
And sometimes…we don’t.
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The Most Wonderful Time of the Year?
As the year draws to an end, it’s not only time for holiday madness, but time to get rid of all that Flexible Spending Medical Account and make all those doctors visits, that you’ve been, well DREADING. (After all, who wants to get hit with those Out of Network deductibles the first month of the year.?) So, while you dread, you might as well make that phone call to the Worst, Worstiest, doctor of all. But first, see if you recognize the signs (click for audio version!) : The Worstiest Doctor of All
Weightwatchers Tool: How cool is this!!!
Look at this fun tool from Weightwatchers. Of course, they are trying to sell you their products, duh.